Things to join
Mondays
- Ducklings baby and toddler group (0–2, £2, term time) — United Reformed Church Hall · 10am–12pm
- Morning Pilates — Dengie Hundred Sports Centre · 11am–11:45am
- Village walk, then coffee and chat (first Monday, not bank holidays) — St Andrew’s Church Hall, Althorne · 9:30am
Tuesdays
- Baby and toddler rhymetime (under 5s, free) — Burnham Library · 10am–10:30am
- Ducklings baby and toddler group (0–4, £2, term time) — United Reformed Church Hall · 10am–12pm
- Midweek Mass — St Cuthbert’s Church and Hall · 11am
- u3a social badminton (members) — Dengie Hundred Sports Centre · 2pm–3pm
Wednesdays
- Dengie D-Caf dementia café with free lunch (second Wednesday; for people with dementia, carers and family) — St Cuthbert’s Church and Hall · 11am–1pm
- Men’s Shed workshop (free) — Southminster Men’s Shed · 9am–12pm
Thursdays
- Bring-your-own-wine night, 3 courses £35 (last Thursday of the month) — The Oyster Smack Inn · from 5pm
- Free pool — The Victoria Inn
- Karaoke — The Victoria Inn
- Library book group, first Thursday of the month (free) — Burnham Library · 2:30pm–3:30pm
- Cuppa and chat warm space: free tea, cake and crafts (some Thursdays, ring for dates) — United Reformed Church Hall · 2pm–4pm
- Dengie D-Caf dementia café with free lunch (fourth Thursday) — St Cuthbert’s Church and Hall · 11am–1pm
- Open social badminton (pay as you go) — Dengie Hundred Sports Centre · 2:30pm–4:30pm
- Dance Fit — Dengie Hundred Sports Centre · 5:30pm–6:30pm
Fridays
- u3a monthly talk with tea, first Friday (visitors welcome, £2) — Burnham Village Hall · 2:30pm
- Yoga — Dengie Hundred Sports Centre · 2:15pm–3:15pm
- Quiz night, selected Fridays (teams up to 8; £5, or £18 with food) — Royal Corinthian Yacht Club · 7pm
- Men’s Shed workshop (free) — Southminster Men’s Shed · 9am–12pm
Saturdays
- Prosecco lunch — The Ship Inn · 2pm–4pm
- Karaoke or live band — New Welcome Sailor
- Live music — The Victoria Inn
- Saturday storytime (ages 3–8, free) — Burnham Library
Sundays
- Sunday roast — The Anchor Hotel · food until 4pm
- Folk night (last Sunday of the month) — The Queen's Head
- Sunday roast — The Victoria Inn · until 3:30pm
- Junior parkrun, 2km (ages 4–14, free, register first) — Riverside Park · 9am
- All-age family service, first Sunday of the month — St Mary the Virgin Church · 10am–11am
- Sung Eucharist with refreshments (not the first Sunday) — St Mary the Virgin Church · 10am–11am
- Holy Communion, Book of Common Prayer (not the first Sunday) — St Mary the Virgin Church · 8am–8:45am
- Sunday Mass — St Cuthbert’s Church and Hall · 11:30am